Top 10 Reef Related Acronyms That Don't Exist, But Should...

10) LFSBS... Do you really have to ask?
Biomekanic of Eugene, OR

9) OTGCTG - Off To Go Clean The Glass
JessyCat77 of San Diego, CA

8) DEA - Don't Even Ask, as in: "How much has been spent on...", "What was I thinking when...", "The kid at the LFS (actual acronym) advised...", "What will it cost me to have...", or "What's the BEST skimmer for the money?" thread on Reef Central.
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7) LFS - Losing Financial Security
Poorcollegereef of CLEMSON SC

6) NFK - Newbie Fish Killer, as in "that guy just bought a Naso Tang for his 55 gallon; he's an NFK."
Reefer Wannabe of Maryland Heights, MO

5) NSLFS - Not So Local Fish Store - That place you drive 45 minutes to go to, frequently enough that everybody that works there knows who you are, simply because your LFS is either outrageously expensive and/or run by morons.
Zachofalltrades of Connecticut

4) ROFLFMF - Roaming On Floor Looking For My Fish
Tech Diver of Concord, MA

3) NNCDTW - Need New Coral, Don't Tell Wife
Magdelan of Gananda, NY

2) RSWL - Reef Safe With Luck
SDguy of San Diego

1) WAF - Wife Approval Factor
Toddrtrex of Lombard, IL

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