Top Ten Ways to Tell Your Fish Has Ich...

10) The Tang police start making harassing phone calls...
Musicsmaker of W. Virginia

9) You know your fish have ich if your fish are playing "Connect the Dots."
BarryF of New Jersey

8) Your tang has more whiteheads than you did at puberty.
kentrob11 of Shiloh, IL.

7) Your fish swims up to the glass, blowing bubbles in morse code that spell out ich over and over again!
JulieCL of Kansas City, MO.

6) Your fish thinks that every rock, pipe, coral or other creature is its personal scratching post.
Turf of Duluth, MN.

5) Your cleaner shrimp and cleaner goby form a union and go on strike...
Musicsmaker of W. Virginia

4) An executive at Aquarium Pharmaceuticals sees your tank, and asks if he could use it to test their new product...
Musicsmaker of W. Virginia

3) Your cleaner shrimp has filed for a restraining order...
Michael G. Moye (64Ivy) of Greenwich, CT.

2) People ask about your "Albino" flame angel...
Agu Lukk of Venice, FLA.

1) Your fish has more spots than Monica Lewinski's dress!
trickyblue of La Crosse, WI.

Reefkeeping's next Top Ten for April: Top Ten Ways to Tell You're a Reef Addict... Our thanks go out to Nagel for suggesting the next topic!

Honorable mention goes out to the following members for submitting ten Top Ten reasons: Turf of Duluth, MN, BarryF of New Jersey and musicsmaker of WV, USA. Thanks folks!

Think you're funny? Send us an entry for the Top Ten Ways to Tell You're a Reef Addict...

If you have questions, would like to suggest a future Top Ten topic or place an entry, visit our online forum.


Reefkeeping Magazine™ Reef Central, LLC-Copyright © 2008

Reefkeeping's Top Ten -