Top Ten Excuses You Use To Talk Yourself Into Going To The Fish Store...

10) I did just get my tax return...
Matt711 of Whereabouts, Unknown

9) I'm supporting the economy!
LooklikeME of Elgin, IL

8) My tank is already stocked; I just want to see what they have. . .
Brandan of Brownsburg, IN

7) I didn't go last week...
Amazon4 of Arlington, MA

6) Boy, I sure am hungry. I should get a sub from the deli. Oh gee, how about that...the local fish store is near here. I should stop in to be sure their water is wet.
magdelan of Gananda, NY

5) I won't go to the fish store... I won't go to the fish store... I won't go to the fish store... I have no self control... I have no self control...
jeffltodd of Regions Unknown

4) Just one more space to fill and my tank will be complete!
CUNAReefer of Madison WI

3) I have blue, orange, green, red, yellow, but no purple!
cmlloveless of Somewhere in CA

2) If I don't spend this money at the fish store I'll just end up wasting it on groceries, bills, or rent.
pixelpixi of Planet Earth

1) But honey, the kids said they wanted to go look at the pretty fishies!
bwbixby of So California

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