Ten Reasons Why Your Reef Is Better Than Your Spouse Or Significant
10) My tank only goes through a
cycle once... not once a month.
reefkeeper59 of Palm Bay, Florida
9) The older my reef gets, the
better it looks!
gtrestoration of Grand Terrace, CA
8) Your reef tank never berates
you for looking at other reef tanks.
CA of Chandler, AZ
7) It doesn't snore, spit, belch,
blow it's nose and leave the tissues around the house, whine
when it is sick, leave the toilet lid up, or pass gas!
avansickle of University Hts, OH
6) All my reef tank needs to be
quiet is a "durso."
Shoestring Reefer of Westerly, RI
5) My reef never yells at me for
spending too much money on my wife!
JFugett of Tampa, FL
4) It costs just as much as she
does, but you don't have to hear it whine.
bennkrys of Unknown, Whereabouts
3) When it makes unwanted noise
I can just pull a plug to shut it up!
CapeCoral of Cape Coral, Fla
2) Despite all of the power your
reef has over you, it never sends you to sleep on the couch.
copps of Northern VA
1) Your reef doesn't have a mother
who shows up unexpectedly.
Tahoe Ocean of South Lake Tahoe,
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