Top Ten Things You Have Said That Make Non-Reefkeepers Think You Are Insane...

10) I just ordered fifty dollars worth of algae to help keep algae from growing in my tank.
Lincutis of Columbus

9) Yelled to a coworker across the office: "My conch has gotten huge since you saw it last."
Teraphage of Rochester, NY

8) Yeah, they said it was called a "gonad-nibbling buttfish" online...
Aquatect of Maryland

7) You won't believe the way the fish beg when we eat dinner.
Tahoe Ocean of South Lake Tahoe, CA

6) When my co-workers asked what I was doing this weekend, and I said, "My wife and I are going out to pickup crabs..." I can't even begin to explain the confused look on their faces.

5) Hey..I want to show you how fuzzy my millepora gets!
mrbncal of California

4) I only paid $1200.00 for those rocks in my tank.
RColbath of Blackshear, Georgia

3) Let's stop at the grocery store. I need to get some pickling lime for my fish tank.
bkwudzjeep of Polk, Florida

2) No really, its "live rock."
cutting of Maine/Osan AB ROK

1) Listen Officer! Like I said, the Vodka's for my fish tank.

Reefkeeping's next Top Ten for January: Top Ten WORST Reef Products That (thankfully) Do Not Exist... Our thanks go out to 64Ivy for suggesting the next topic!

Honorable mention goes out to the following members for submitting 10 Top Ten reasons: jeffltodd, SUMMERS & Tahoe Ocean. Thanks, folks!

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