Ten Lies You've Told to Your Significant Other About Your
10) Oh that? It came with the live
rock I just got off of a friend who was taking down his tank.
ginntonic74 of Trenton, New Jersey
9) I don't know where that came
from. It must be a hitchhiker.
s1xtyfe3t of Fairlawn, OH
8) Gee Honey, I'd love to fly back
East with you to visit your mother, but my clownfish is pregnant
and I don't have a midwife fish. I guess I'll have to stay
home and try to play the part of the midwife fish.
Scavenger of Nanaimo, BC
7) I paid for that coral with the
money I made from selling frags.
loui of Pittsburgh, PA
6) Of course saltwater tanks are
cheaper, Honey. There are more fish in the ocean than in freshwater
ReefCollection of Huntington Beach,
5) What new fish?
jeffltodd of Martinez, CA
4) Powder Blue Tang - $80
Ultra Green Torch - $80
Rare Capricornis - $100
Telling your wife it all cost $50 by using a year's worth
of $5 bills stuffed in the secret comparment of your wallet
josepha of Syracuse, NY
3) After this purchase I will have
EVERYTHING I need.
acroporas of Miami FL, Madison IN
2) I got all this from a trade
of my very rare brown polyps.
pyro383 of W. Babylon, NY
1) Can I have an extra $20 for
the groceries this week?
Tahoe Ocean of South Lake Tahoe,
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