Signs That You Have Too Many Tanks...
10) The evaporated water from your
tanks has formed cumulus clouds in your living room.
9) When one shatters and all the
water is caught by the tanks below it.
lllosingit of Des Moines Iowa
8) The local elementary school
calls and wants to schedule a tour.
Atticus of Davenport, IA
7) When a guest asks where your
restroom is and you say, "Go to the 125 gallon, take
a right, then go between the two 75's, then follow the hall
to the end and make a right at the 50 gallon. Another quick
right and the toilet will be right there next to the nano
tank by the sink. By the way, while you are in there can you
check the water level in the bathtub? That's my central sump.
Reefmiester of Clovis, CA
6) The Police have your house on
observation because of excessive electricity useage.
Adrienne (fishinchick) of Sea Dwelling
Creatures, Inc., So. California
5) You constantly have to turn
people away who think you're running an LFS.
of Girard, Oh
4) There is salt creep on your
hmoore of Greenbelt, MD
3) Your couch is one palm tree
short of becoming an island.
2) Jacque Cousteau and his crew
spend two years at your house filming a documentary on colorful
1) You think adding maybe just
one more dehumidifier will finally stop the water from dripping
off the ceiling.
mikefish of Hagerstown, MD
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