Midtown News Monitor
Henry Schultz was arrested today for charges of harrasment and assault.
Henry, a noted author for Reefkeeping Magazine, was accused
of stuffing a misguided aquarist into his own aquarium. Schultz
has long considered himself a member of the "Tang Police,"
and found it offensive and cruel of the aquarist to keep a Sohal
tang in a 15 gallon aquarium.
Henry was quoted defending himself, "You just can't do these
idiotic things. These fish need at least a 20 gallon tank to thrive."
No pictures of the aquarist are available as he hopes to remain
anonymous, the BBC reported.