Top Ten
Ways to Tell You're a Reef Addict...
10) You know you're a reef addict if you've nicknamed
your reef "The Mistress."
fleetmarine79 of Orlando, FL.
9) You know you're a reef addict if you're reading
and/or writing things for this list.
Wolverine of Livonia, MI
8) You know you're a reef addict if you go out and
purchase bunk beds for your kids so that you can have one
of their bedrooms for your fish room.
Jeff Makowski (makoshark) of Chicago,
IL.
7) You know you're a reef addict if the local airport
asks you to dim your tank lights for landing/takeoffs.
Dwayne Sapp of Minneapolis, MN -
Land of the Frozen Reef.
6) You know you're a reef addict if you spend $1000+
on a camera specifically to take pictures of your reef.
musicsmaker of W. Virginia
5) You know you're a reef addict if while scuba diving
in Cozumel, you find yourself rearranging coral heads into
the Japanese style.
joeychitwood of The Great White North
4) You know you're a reef addict if you wish all
saltwater shops had wedding registries.
icebear of the vast and frozen tundras
of Maine...
3) You know you're a reef addict if one serving of
the food you feed you're corals is nutritionally equivalent
to ten of your own meals.
Newreeflady of south Florida.
2) You know you're a reef addict if you buy your
wife Golden Pearls on your anniversary.
fins1 of Daytona Beach, Florida.
1) You know you're a reef addict if cohorts at work
are sneaking peeks at internet porn, but you're sneaking peeks
at Reefkeeping Magazine.
_ShotgunShrimp_
Reefkeeping's next Top Ten for May: Top Ten Newbie
Mistakes... Our thanks go out to JohnL for suggesting
the next topic!
Honorable mention goes out to the following members for submitting
ten Top Ten reasons: newreeflady, _ShotgunShrimp_, and intekhab.
Thanks folks!
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