Top 10 Reasons Why I Didn't Vote for Thread of the Month...

10) Because I've voted every month for my own tank for TOTM and I never win so why would this be any different?
Al Kahalic of Naperville, Illinois

9) I was embarrassed because I drank the vodka myself.
Oliver Clothesoff of Denver, Colorado

8) There weren't enough pictures in those nominated threads, and I refuse to read every word!
I.P. Freely of Fort Worth, Texas

7) Why vote, no matter who wins, I won't read it anyways.
Jaques Strap of Sacramento, California

6) I lost my constitutional right to voting with that felony conviction in Las Vegas... She didn't look like no cop...
Seymour Butz of Rifle, Colorado

5) I WOULD HAVE BUT MY MOUSE ONLY RIGHT CLICKS AND MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK.
Mike Rotch of St. Louis, Missouri

4) I was busy with the three day black-out trying to rid my tank of hair algae and with the power cut, I couldn't get on the computer.
Hugh Jass of San Franscisco, California

3) I had an Ozone leak and been sitting here eating Fritos all month
Amanda Hugginkiss of Madison,OH

2) I'm boycotting thread of the month until somebody has a line on ridding a 50-gallon tank of caulerpa. THAT would be a ThOTM!
Ivana Tinkle of Spokane, Washington

1) I never see where to vote; maybe it should be made a sticky.
Ollie Tabooger of Long Beach, California

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